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Circulation: 132,843,258 |
Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
Whose bright idea was it to stack Warfs single-file to form a ladder, and how do they even stay stuck together at the odd angles, velcro? There has to be a better way of getting Kadoaties down from mile-high tree branches like, oh, I don't know, NEOPETS WITH WINGS?!
Top Topiaries
Spring is great because you get to plant your Neogarden and eagerly await the fruit of your labours. Summer is even better, since you get to see your Neogarden in all of its glory. Fall, however, is great because it is a wonderful time to start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy some of your plants ahead of time and start growing... |
Tiki Tack Talk
Tombola Guy: Well, 'snot too hard really. The small dainty prizes like the olives, I just get from the trading post at real low rates. If you buy olives in bulk you can get them for a few hundred so called 'Neopoints'. I don't really get how it works, but bein' famous helps too. The codestones, though, are a nightmare. It costs an arm anna leg to get one of those... |
 | Invisibility Exposed
What is the invisible pet really like? Well, lucky for you, I'm here with the inside scoop on the bothersome little fiends. Today I will be walking around, and hopefully I'm going to trip and fall on my face. Well, I mean, over an invisible pet. How else am I going to find one? You have any better ideas? |
| Other Stories |
"Witchcraft and the Problem with Mould" by 74_countrychick_74
Mr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure. Inventory, you say? Well, yes. Mr. Mouldy is a mouldy potato. One day, 74_Witchcraft_74 the blue Uni was patiently waiting... |
"A Thousand Miles" by blackcairn
Ruff? Green grassy hills flowed beneath his feet. In the distance below him was a small copse of trees. He turned his head this way and that but saw no one. Ruff! The sun smiled down at him. The blue sky stretched its arms to hug the world. Fluffy, white clouds invited him to play. Ruff ruff ruff arf... |
"Just One Little Question" by x_icecap
There was no distracting her at this time. Bored, the Eyrie left the room, happy to depart the hot room. Lea stayed, engrossed in her rather long book. When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you read them? |
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 | Your Mission: Demolition
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Great stories!
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 Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part Two
The Founder led Orbulon down yet another dismal,
torch-lit passage that got warmer the farther they went. This reminded Orbulon
of an unpleasant experience he had on Mystery Island, so he hoped the Founder
knew what he was doing...
by tashni |
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 An Evening with the Follies Family
They are cranky. They are temperamental. They are the unlikely heroes of Neopia.
They are the Follies family. Over the past year, three members of the Follies
family have been involved in protecting Neopia from various evils and undoing
wicked enchantments.
by renrenthehamster |
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 Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Two
When Satch entered the diner, the room suddenly
grew quiet as customers stopped eating to look at him. He waved shyly, but was
greeted with odd looks. Apparently, Hissies weren't that common among Neopets
yet...
by bitsy_dj |
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